LIVE Pilot client PanCanAir Heating & Cooling · Brampton, ON · Real Google Places + PageSpeed data · Built in Ottawa
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AGNT/01 Systems Pathology
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Live audit · 60 seconds Free · always No follow-up sales chase

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Drop your website, business name, city and email. In about ten seconds AGNT/01 generates a public audit page with four real leaks ranked by what's bleeding fastest. Real math. Plain English. Share-worthy. No sales chase.

No score out of a hundred, no colour-coded gauge. Each finding is pulled from your actual website and your actual Google Business Profile, and cites where the number came from.

Sample roast60 seconds
Headline says what you doVague
Tap-to-call on mobileYes
Path to bookingToo many taps
Reviews above the foldHidden
Clear next stepMissing

Blunt, specific, and yours to keep. No email needed.

Where revenue leaksMapped
01
Call or formLeak: voicemail
02
First replyLeak: slow reply
03
Quote or bookingLeak: no follow-up
04
The visitLeak: no-show
05
The reviewLeak: never asked

The audit puts a dollar figure on each leak for your business.

4Real leaks, ranked
~10 secTo generate the report
ShareablePublic URL + downloadable image
Examined liveFrom your real site and listing
Step 1 · Your website This is what AGNT/01 actually examines
↑ 4 leaks ranked in about 10 seconds

CASL- & PIPEDA-compliant. Your email is used to deliver this roast and is never shared. That Makes Cents is opt-in only, your roast is delivered either way.

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Your roast is ready.

Open the page below. The leak number animates in. Save it as an image to share.

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Google Places DataPageSpeed DataReview VelocityMobile PerformanceLeak RankingReal MathShareable ReportNo Sales Chase Google Places DataPageSpeed DataReview VelocityMobile PerformanceLeak RankingReal MathShareable ReportNo Sales Chase
How It Works

Four steps.
Ten seconds.

Nothing to install, nothing to paste beyond the form above. The whole thing runs off data that is already public.

HOW1
No.
Step
What happens
Time
01
You drop four details
Your website, business name, city, industry, your first name and an email. Nothing else, no site login, no account to create.
~15 sec
02
We pull real data
Your website via Google PageSpeed, and your Google Business Profile via Google Places. No manual entry, no guessing.
~10 sec
03
We rank what's bleeding
Four real leaks, ordered by what's costing you first, each with the math behind the number shown plainly.
Ranked
04
You get a page to share
A public "AGNT/01 Systems Pathology" report at its own URL, plus a copy sent to your email.
Delivered
What You Get Back

Your own pathology chart.

Not a lead magnet PDF. A real, shareable page built around your business, with the sourcing shown so nobody has to take our word for it.

GET1
No.
Item
What it is
Status
01
The pathology report
A public page titled "AGNT/01 Systems Pathology," built specifically around your business and your data.
Live page
02
Ranked leaks
Four findings, ordered by what's bleeding fastest, written in plain English instead of a score out of a hundred.
Ranked, not scored
03
The math per leak
Every finding cites the source it came from: your website's PageSpeed report or your Google Places listing.
Sourced
04
A shareable URL
A public link built around your business, so sharing it doesn't mean sharing a screenshot of a form.
Live URL
05
Report a finding
Flag a false positive, a false negative, an estimate that looks wrong, or a source that looks wrong. We review every report.
Human review
06
No sales chase
Delivered whether or not you ever talk to us. The written audit is a separate, optional next step, not a condition of getting roasted.
Free, always
The Output

An illustrative sample.

Run against a made-up business so nobody gets embarrassed in public. The real thing is one link away, AGNT/01's own live roast, built on the real PanCanAir Heating & Cooling pilot in Brampton, is at /roast?slug=demo.

SMPL
agnt01 · systems pathology · example-diner.test Made-up business, illustrative only, not a real audit
$ agnt01 roast --business "Example Diner Co." --city "Example, ON"
pulling Google Places + PageSpeed · example-diner.test · illustrative data
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[1] REVIEW VELOCITY: last review 214 days ago, source: Google Places. Two competitors in the same postal code posted one this month.
[2] MOBILE LOAD: 5.8s to first useful paint on mobile, source: PageSpeed. A slow first screen gives mobile visitors a reason to leave.
[3] PROFILE COMPLETENESS: hours missing on two days, no service list, source: Google Places. Customers guess, then call a competitor instead.
[4] UNANSWERED REVIEWS: 11 reviews with no owner reply, including three mentioning price, source: Google Places.
────────────────────────────────────────────────────
verdict
Four real leaks. Ranked by what's bleeding fastest.
→ Fix in this order: answer the reviews, fill the profile, then the load time. Every number above cites where it came from.
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example-diner.test is not a real business Your report is written the same way, sourced the same way The audit goes deeper · 30 min, free
The Questions

Asked and answered.

FAQS

Is this actually free?

01
Yes, always. Roast delivery does not depend on subscribing to anything, booking a call, or giving a credit card. The newsletter checkbox on the form is opt-in and separate, your roast lands either way.

What data does it actually use?

02
Two real sources: your website's performance, pulled through Google PageSpeed, and your Google Business Profile, pulled through Google Places. Every finding in the report cites which of the two it came from.

How long does it take?

03
About ten seconds to generate once you submit the form. You land straight on your roast page, and a link is sent to the email you entered too.

Can I share it?

04
Yes. Every roast gets a public, shareable URL built around your business. That's the point, share-worthy, not just a private PDF nobody sees.

Will you chase me for a sale afterward?

05
No follow-up sales chase. If you want to go deeper, the free thirty-minute audit is a separate, optional step you have to book yourself, we don't cold-call people who ran a roast.

What if a finding looks wrong?

06
Use the "Report a finding" button on your roast page. Flag it as a false positive, a false negative, an estimate that looks off, or a wrong source citation. We review every report and use it to tighten the engine.

Is my data private?

07
The tool is CASL- and PIPEDA-compliant. Your email is used to deliver the roast and is never shared or sold. The findings themselves are pulled only from what's already public about your business.

What industries does this work for?

08
The industry dropdown covers restaurants and food, dental and clinics, HVAC and trades, spa, salon and wellness, barbershops, and professional services. If your business has a website and a Google Business Profile, the roast runs.
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